New Job...New Job.....New (period) Job (period)I have officially passed all the prelim, contingency offer requests and have been offered, by far, what may be my biggest "big girl" job yet.
It took over a week just to get past the entire background check, drug test, credit check, sample of blood and signing over of my first unborn child.
I start in about 2 weeks. I will be making a boat load of money. I get a phone and computer.
and I think I would drape myself in velvet...if it were socially acceptable.
The biggest thing about all of this is that I have to wear a suit every day. I shit you not. A suit. Every day.
Is there like a 'Ladies Warehouse' or 'S&K' for Women? I hate shoulder pads and despise nudies. But something smells of Melanie Griffith in 'Working Girl' here...
Could it be b/c I am playing the role she did in "Born Yesterday"?
Uh oh...what do I tell the 'suits' when I have to dye my hair PLATINUM for the show?
All I hope is that I can wear my high-top white sneakers and "walk" with the ladies at lunch.
sweet.
wish me luck and let's pray they don't fire me within the first hour of work.
