CURSING FISH

Dyana is my favorite for sending this to me. The 2 Balls and a Dick part is so effin' funny. I think I may just be the voice of all these fish.

"Born Yesterday"

Got the lead. HOLY TAP-DANCING JESUS. I am a lead in a play.

I have to go piss myself now.

SUPER TUESDAY. SCHMUPER TUESDAY.

so, how do you deal with two failing parents? Is there some sort of formula that has proven well for others who are in the 20s and having to deal with it? Can't I 'google' it? Maybe if I Urban Dictionary the term: CAREGIVER, I'll get some great explanation that could possibly work in my situation.

or....

maybe not.

It is what it is, right?

All I really want if for someone to just take my brain, put it into a bucket to let it simmer (as in SIMA-DON-NA)? Or put it in their head and think for me, please. That would be a "please and thank you".

Super Tuesday. How about really Super Tuesday!? I mean like, better than the start of Mardi Gras, day before Ash Wednesday, Super.

Alright, I gotta go vote for the black woman. Right after I go crawl in a hole.

I'll tell you that this Tuesday was superly super. Thanks for askin'.

MICHELE IS REALLY JULIE

"She is sweeter than Julie Andrews singing on a mountain top"....